Tuesday, November 4, 2008

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer #1: Fifty four.

Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time sheets, two to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services

Wait! I have another one...

So, 2 lawyers walk into a bar and the bartender says....

Wait for it ....wait for it...

Hey Alyson and Dan, what's happen'

Oh yeah, BAAA--BBYYYYY, that's right. Alyson and Dan found out yesterday that they passed the bar. One state down...one more to go! What more is there to say. They rock!

1 comment:

DJMoonbeem said...

Congrats to Alyson & Dan!!!!! That's great!! :-)